Oh Man
Moments of the week:Dave: Didn't Pee Wee get arrested for trying to rape kids on the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse?
Me: NO!
D: oh, what did he get arrested for?
M: jerkin off in a porn theater
D: you can't do that?
M: it would appear not.
D: then what the fuck are porn theaters for?! To listen to the soundtrack?! To sit there commenting on how you can't wait for the film to come out on video?!
Mom: Dave if I bring out the Halloween candy do you think you can control yourself?
Dave: nope.
After getting off the phone with her parents
mom: all the jokes were meant for really old people like my dad's age. They were all things like "you know you are too old to trick or treat when you have to use the bathroom after every house"
Dave: yeah, that is really only funny if you are really old grandpas probably like "hahaha its funny 'cause its sorta true. Now that i think about it i DO crap my pants alot"
posted by lulu @ 4:26 PM
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